its 4:57am Wednesday 16/02/2005 after gakki finished his assignement, i sent him the peter jin the chinese rapper video and this is how everything started......
PS: some parts have been taken out cuz its irrelevnet and slightly modified to make more sense, and i've added some comentary so u know wats goin on :p
Round 1:
gakki says: fak gakki says: hes crazy gakki says: i can rhyme cha gakki says: check it gakki says: yo yo! gakki says: its 3 am cha and u sending me these videos gakki says: dnt u got anythng better to do why dont u tend to ur lil hoes gakki says: going to skool tomorow at kwantlen gakki says: probably going to pack ur lunch of nann gakki says: i dono why im stil awake rappin at chu gakki says: this girl got more style and her name is mel chu gakki says: im running out of rhymes so i dono what to say gakki says: maybe i can sum it all up with cha is gay
//XD i actually like the mel chu line alot, didnt see dat coming cha says: haha cha says: now now cha says: dont start blaming the videos cha says: its not like u got anything better to do cha says: u r probably gonna end up, EATING CHEERIOS!
cha says: u r probably gonna end up eating cheerios cha says: hahah so lame cha says: i give up
//winner gakki!!! T_T being bullied, cant rap!!!
Round 2
gakki says: yo yo yo gakki says: this guy coming back at me talking abt cheerioes gakki says: i guess he deserves more than a little low blow gakki says: he coming with nothing but phrases gakki says: little does he know that his rogue wield pussy maces gakki says: his picture is on his msn starting at me gakki says: whats up with that cocky stare u little shorty? gakki says: now now dont misunderstand me, im not hatin gakki says: just putting some love in this little chat tradin'
cha says: cant think of anything gakki says: haha cha says: but i must~ cha says: speaking of my mace cha says: let me tell this in ur face cha says: ur hunter and ur bear, will be pwned up everywhere
//XD i took alot of time here, dats why he said hte next line
gakki says: hahaha gakki says: hes finally spitting out two sentences gakki says: i gues i was wrong when i thot his head was dense and shit gakki says: theres a moment of silence after every rhyme gakki says: cmon man just think of a line gakki says: i gues he cant rap, he prolly cant do anything aLONE gakki says: thats why he dont do anything when i get with his girl chanhsaMONE
cha says: ouuuuuuuuu cha says: dats it!! cha says: now that u broke the silence cha says: u've started the war cha says: now i must talk about, u and tat little whore cha says: walking around with the hel of fire cha says: hoping dat it'd get u any higher
//another moment of silence here for me, so he took over again T_T gettin pwned!!
gakki says: why dont i finish ur rhymes for you whiner gakki says: hook urself upto ur chair and get urself all wired gakki says: dont be talking abt my helm of fire gakki says: i guess ur rogue dont wield maces much but dont call me a liar gakki says: im not trying to start a war gakki says: the war is over go home in ur car gakki says: its 4:10 am now and we still here spitting gakki says: dont we got anything better to like be studyin? gakki says: im loosing my cool but not losing my rhyme gakki says: hell i can rhyme all day all the time gakki says: u can be like hayden and never be replyin gakki says: but dat dont bother me he dont do nothing but playin
// here i m thinking, damn it, gotta think of something!!! think cha think!!
cha says: glad u can tell the time but u r stilll not gonna rhyme gakki says: wow cha, tahts great u got 1 line cha says: now its gettin late cha says: but we still got debate cha says: now i m gonna go, cuz its the only way cha says: if u still cant find the thing to do, u can start to masterbate
gakki says: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooah gakki says: hahaha gakki says: this is actually pretty fun cha says: haha cha says: so annoying... cha says: cant think gakki says: maaybe tomorow u can think better gakki says: we will renew our contest gakki says: haha gakki says: i wana rhyme against cary gakki says: he might have some crazy shit to say gakki says: while hes doing some kinda shake
// now i m thinking, wtf?!? i cnat let him get away just like this!!! so i quickly said something
cha says: haha cha says: now this stupid battle has started cha says: i must make u retarded cha says: this is not over yet cha says: dont think u're gonna jet cha says: since now we are talking, i have something to say cha says: for the past few day cha says: i ask u to ball cha says: u only say i'll stay cha says: cuz u know u r gonna fall cha says: now, dont get me wrong, i aint dissin u cha says: but even lueng would say the same thing TOO!
// hehe hope he doesnt read my xanga XD
gakki says: haha gakki says: u talkin abt ball gakki says: like u know anythng at all gakki says: mann be quiet! gakki says: like caydiem would say pls dont troll gakki says: guess u need sleep and that cant be denied gakki says: tho u prolly dont fit in ur bed ur ass is 4 feet wide gakki says: i dno why im still rhyming here gakki says: i got a test that i didnt study for man! THATS ALL QUEER
// for those of u dat dont know, caydiem is the GM on wow
cha says: talking about caydiem as if hes ur friend cha says: when u need 2g, i m the one dat send! cha says: u better bow down, cuz this is the end cha says: u know chas too cool... cha says: now who is the fool?!?!
gakki says: lol gakki says: hahha gakki says: shit thats the best gakki says: i give up gakki says: hahaha gakki says: gud nite gakki says: *bows*
// ding ding cha wins!! but oh no u dont, u aint gettin away yet!!
gakki says:lol gakki says: u know im cool gakki says: dont be playing me like a fool gakki says: i know i stole ur rhymes.. but shit! wheres the rule? gakki says: i know u be standing there but pls watch ur drool gakki says: u might start a pool gakki says: and tat just be cruel gakki says: u keep stretchng out this duel gakki says: like u think u gona win gakki says: yo i got news for u son gakki says: ALWIN!
cha says: alwin alwin, its not that u win cha says: u think u having fun cha says: but all u can do is run
// then i cut out somehing cuz its dumb cuz i cant spell so i made a mistake XD and alwin tries to use it against me
cha says: hahaa cha says: this topic sooks cha says: cuz we are not talking about anything cha says: we need to talk about somehting gakki says: leme look it up in dictionary.com gakki says: oh wait there aint no meaning to that word it got none gakki says: haha gakki says: yeah i think its better live gakki says: it'll be way harder
cha says: its only harder cuz u aint got anohter cha says: on msn is all fine, u need to see it as a sign cha says: now u better goto sleep, cuz u know ur scauce is weak cha says: goin around, dissing my picture cha says: u know all ur asking, is a ass kicking lecture gakki says: haha gakki says: u gon post this cha? gakki says: this is a damn good msn convo
cha says: talking bout my girl, the one named chanhsaMONE cha says: as least when i m bored, i still got the PHONE gakki says: woah gakki says: its getting hot cha says: all by ur self with ur hunter and pet cha says: no wonder all u got is growing in fat cha says: it aint over yet, course its gettin hot cha says: watch me cyclone smash u, like echizen in pot
gakki says: hahaa gakki says: like who are u to talk, ur a hundred and sixty pounds gakki says: at the rate ur going ur gona end up all round gakki says: like a mound.. gakki says: in wow thats stuck on a ground
cha says: talking about me, gettin all round cha says: but i've got a girl! and that is Second Round! gakki says: hahaha gakki says: good one gakki says: okie cha now that ur creative juices are flowin i gota go to bed gakki says: i dont trust u.. u might go all crazy.. maybe even give me some head gakki says: hahaha cha says: haha
cha says: now dat shit is wack, something i can not post gakki says: haha cha says: but just u wait a bit longer cha says: i kick ur ass from coast to coast gakki says: hahaha gakki says: to coast gakki says: thats funny
cha says: now u think dats funny, but this convo has just gotten hotter cha says: wait till i really start, all u will see is roflcopter gakki says: haha cha says: now that cha has shut u up cha says: like a car without nos cha says: theres only one thing left, GOODNIGHT WEAKSAUCE!!!
gakki says: hahaha gakki says: watchu talking abt that im all out gakki says: im trying to do the best i can to not shout gakki says: i was patiently waiting for u to complete ur verse gakki says: who was that verse? must be the spot on jin's shirt gakki says: u be talkin abt some weaksauce gakki says: did people be dissin better than that while in remorse gakki says: we've been going at this for an hour now its getting late gakki says: maybe i should serve u this rhyme in a hot plate gakki says: all u been talking abt is me and my pet gakki says: man u cant even get ur girl *beep*
// i sencored out the word, use ur imagination plz
gakki says: now i dono why we still going gakki says: not like theres anything we be proving gakki says: but i guess its nice practice gakki says: but hey man no body is better at dis gakki says: than me gakki i be representin gakki says: all the hunter in wow that y'all hatin gakki says: saying we do nothing but aggro
cha says: man, what u talking bout, u aint serving me cha says: let me tell u something, ur hunter aint eating me cha says: ur hunters health, it is so damn weak cha says: i dont even need to stun and i'd still kill u for fun
gakki says: before i scattershot u gakki says: and u mindlessly run... gakki says: ahh gakki says: i got nothing now gakki says: haha gakki says: enough cha i give i give cha says: haha cha says: fine gakki says: nice rappin gakki says: now u finally represntin gakki says: the crew thats called chapan gakki says: thats right man we better than huge in japan cha says: haha cha says: damn right gakki says: haha okie nite nite for real gakki says: haha nites cha says: laterz
and that concludes the first chapn rap'n battle 2k5!!! heheh Cha VS Gakki
in this batlle... i name gakki the... chapan rap'n king!!
i wanna post a wow journal, but my ftp dieded... oh well.. maybe next time, for now... TUTU! |